Shell, 49 - Centurion

I’m basically a human golden retriever—laid back, always up for an adventure, and completely uninterested in drama (unless it involves who gets the last slice of pizza). If the sun’s shining, you’ll find me outside, probably doing something semi-athletic but mostly just pretending I’m in a slow-motion action movie. Stress? Never heard of her. Confrontation? Only if it’s with a mosquito. I believe in keeping life light, my humor, cheesy but darkly witty, and my glass not just half full, but preferably overflowing… with something delicious.

A woman (35 - 55)

Seeking a partner-in-crime for outdoor shenanigans, spontaneous adventures, and the occasional overly competitive game of "lets pretend we know what we’re doing". Must enjoy fresh air, bad jokes, and believing that sweating profusely during workouts is “just a glow.” If you believe in keeping life drama-free, laughter-heavy, and always having a post-exercise snack plan, we’ll get along like peanut butter and jelly… or like running shoes and mysteriously missing socks. Bonus points if you can handle my endless optimism and don’t mind being my motivational hype squad!