Scalou, 55 - Midrand

Me in a nutshell:I am like a big teddy bear: tender, fluffy, proudly overweight, and engineered for the absolute best hugs on Earth. My superpowers? Overflowing altruism, natural kindness, total respect, and rock-solid honesty.Just a heads-up:I am a teddy bear, not a doormat. I have officially run out of patience for people who only use me to their own advantage. If you are looking for a huge heart to love for who I truly am—and not just a free tool to do you favors—we are going to get along great. My kindness is my strength, not my weakness.
On top of that, I have a great sense of humor, and I am actually a fantastic cook—which makes sense, since I successfully ran my own restaurant for over 15 years ...

A woman (45 - 65)

Wanted: a woman with basic superpowers like kindness, honesty, sensitivity, and respect. In exchange, I offer a great guy who is slightly distracted and capable of setting off the smoke alarm just by making toast. I promise to be absolutely honest, even if it means admitting that my dancing looks like a malfunctioning robot. If you have a big heart and plenty of patience to tolerate my quirks, we should get along. Your kindness will be your best asset to ignore my terrible sense of direction.

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