Wordsmith, 40 - Pretoria
Gauteng, South Africa
About Me:
Hello darlings. I am Baron havint bin laed lately of the Ivory coast and I have a 150 million U.S dollars that needs to be transferred as quickly as possible to any bank..
Right,that gets rid of those who have not read further.
We shall engage in a series of dates and or tests of strength. Whoever defeats me in this endeavour shall become my warrior bride. My Boudiccia. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die, it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us.
Now that I have your attention, send me a message to find out more.
Looking For:
A calm and settled lady. No children (I already have a herd of a 150 plus kittens I teach every day) Non smoker and light drinker. Caucasian only please.
Must be willing to see life for deeper than it is.