Essex, 55 - Pretoria

I'm 55, 5'7", slim, independent, and still working because apparently retirement hasn't called yet.
Animal lover with a soft heart, a sharp sense of humour, and the remarkable ability to overthink a text message for three business days. My hobbies include panic attacks (not by choice), binge-watching murder documentaries while convincing myself every strange noise is definitely nothing, and maintaining a healthy relationship with pickles.
I "exercise" like a feral forest goblin desperately hoping that enough fresh air will magically restore my will to exercise. If your idea of fitness is hot girl yoga, you'll have to go without me.
I love sports, motorbikes, good chocolate, and a proper floral gin. I clean up well and can switch effortlessly from muddy-boots feral to queenly elegance, depending on whether we're heading to a rugby match, a pub, or somewhere that requires actual shoes.
I'm looking for a man who's kind, emotionally mature, enjoys a good laugh, and doesn't mind a woman who's equal parts chaos and class. Bonus points if you love animals, appreciate witty banter, and won't judge me for eating pickles straight from the jar.
If you can make me laugh, keep up with my sarcasm, and are happy to embrace life's beautifully imperfect moments, we might just get along famously.

A guy (55 - 90)

Looking for someone who will introduce me to new things, who can surprise me, who can keep me in check and is looking for a traditional relationship. Someone who likes to play as well as know's how to work. Has a level of charm and class. Enjoys a good laugh..

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