David van Tonder, 69 - Pretoria

Active, loves travelling, full of love and cuddling. Don't suffer fools Gladly. I am now retired on the island of Penang in Malaysia.

A woman (50 - 60)

What is the definition of a theory? 🤔 A theory is right until proven wrong. 🫣
I have formulated a hypothesise of South African Ladies. Luckily, I am far from you, so that shotgun is not going to help. 🔫 ⚰️
My theory is that the majority of SA ladies are well endowed in the breast section and believe that is what all men wants that leads to cosmetic specialists🩺 laugh all the way to the bank 💰 with all the breast enlargements lined up. Further I think because of the good living, obesity is not recognised, it is a way of life although everybody states they eat healthy. 🤣
Here is my grocery list. Must have a good sense of humour, body type slim, small breasts, enjoy cuddling, easy going not pretentious, be honest and sincere, be a Christian. Enough for now, will discuss more later when talking.
If you have read this far, it makes you brave. 🥇 I have thrown my list out there, for a reason, but everybody backs down without confronting me, which proves my theory to be right. Just remember the saying “truth spoken in jest”
Have a great day 🌹

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