David van Tonder, 69 - Pretoria

Please note, correction; I used to stay in Pretoria. I now reside on the island of Penang in Malaysia. I am still active, loves travelling, full of love and cuddling but I don’t suffer fools gladly.

A woman (50 - 60)

I wrote this theory (see below) to entice ladies to take me on and to lure the ladies you of their comfort zone that it could lead to a discussion and end up with a banter forth and back. All in good spirit.

I only have had one lady that took me on but me, as a practising Christian, there are sometimes you must draw the line that can’t be crossed.

What is the definition of a theory? 🤔 A theory is right until proven wrong. 🫣
I have formulated a hypothesis of South African Ladies. Luckily, I am far from you, so that shotgun is not going to help. 🔫 ⚰️

My theory is that the majority of SA ladies are well endowed in the breast section and believe that is what all men wants that leads to cosmetic specialists🩺 laugh all the way to the bank 💰 with all the breast enlargements lined up. Further I think because of the good living, obesity is not recognised, it is a way of life although everybody states they eat healthy. 🤣

Here is my grocery list. Must have a good sense of humor, body type slim, small breasts, enjoy cuddling, easy going not pretentious, be honest and sincere, be a Christian. Enough for now, will discuss more later when chatting.

If you have read this far, it makes you brave. 🥇 I have thrown my list out there, for a reason, but everybody backs down without confronting me, which proves my theory to be right. Just remember the saying “truth spoken in jest”
Have a great day 🌹

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