TheFoolWithTheGuitar, 51 - Randburg

Gauteng, South Africa

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About Me:

By all means, go find the man with six-packs, three passports, and a yacht named after his ego.
But if you’re still reading, maybe you’re not here for pretty lies.

I stream late-night doom blues goth-hop.
Think Barry White whispering breakup letters from a dark Jester trapped in The Shadow Court,
haunted by regrets,
playing for ghosts he created.

Yeah…
that.

I wear stage makeup that smears beautifully after a good online show.
Not for shock.
For truth.

But I’m also a fun guy.
Not the party scene type — more the one-on-one slow burn,
in my lounge,
surrounded by the tools I use to create a better world from the couch.
Studio gear.
Guitar rigs.
Cables.
Candles.
And, of course, a good TV.

My voice?
Low.
My hands?
Steady.
My lyrics?
Let’s just say... if you’ve ever been loved too gently,
I might ruin that curve for you.

They’ve called me intense.
Mysterious.
Emotionally dangerous — in the best kind of way.
Not because I play games.
But because I don’t.

But you can call me The Fool.

I’ve survived death, addiction, heartbreak,
and far too many Christmases alone.

And I came through it all knowing exactly what I want —
and how to give everything I’ve got
to someone who doesn’t flinch.

Looking For:

A woman (40 - 60)

Not insane—just the right kind of crazy.
Kind, curious, open-minded. The type who finds meaning in small things, and doesn’t run when the conversation gets real.

She’s the kind of woman who doesn’t need a crowd to feel seen. She’d rather stay in, barefoot on the couch, building something beautiful from scratch—be it art, connection, or the kind of silence that says everything.

She doesn’t flinch at truth. She doesn’t wait to introduce me to her world. And she doesn’t ghost when things start to matter.

She believes love should feel like home, not a performance.

She’s not afraid to introduce me to her people from day one, values deep one-on-one connection over crowds, and believes we can change the world—quietly, creatively, from home.

Slim, not just in intelligence but body type too, ne? : )