Lucifer, 25 - Roodepoort

Imagine this:
You match with a quiet guy. Who has a playlist full of cello covers of horror documentaries. You swipe right anyway.
He plans the perfect date: museum, caffeine, stars, then a deep philosophical debate about whether time exists.
You find it charming.
He finds it optimal.
You lean in for a kiss.
He recalibrates his entire opinion of humanity.
You roll your eyes. He pretends not to enjoy it.
You say something poetic. I say, "That's inaccurate, hut sweet."
You laugh. I smile.
The night ends. You think he’s gone cold.
Next morning?
He shows up with your coffee order before you texted him.
He smiles once.
That’s when you know you’re doomed.

A woman (20 - 45)

Must be chilled and open to new things.
Must be understanding and enjoys gym and outdoor like hikes.