JojoREAD MY PROFILE FIRST, 51 - Durban

Can't believe I have to edit my profile for this. Before contacting me, PLEASE READ my profile. I don't read, write or speak Afrikaans. Also, Christian gentleman, I do not need to be saved from Atheism, it is not a religion and I don't believe in your God or the devil. I am not the type of lady who is going to send strangers on the Internet pictures of my boobs,
no matter how much airtime you offer. I have unlimited wifi. I am an animal lover, very gentle and caring. I work with animals.Love music, mostly rock, heavy metal, indie and the like..I also love cooking and baking. I'm of Italian decent, and I think being a good cook is in my genes. I smoke cannabis daily and don't drink at all. I love horror moviess, ci-fi and fantasy. I'm a little different, but I have a good heart. Not sure what I'm looking for, maybe make some new friends and possibly a love connection. I have two rules in my life - always been kind, do no harm. Love motorbikes. I'm fairly laid back and easy going. I have a very dark sense of humour, most of the time, on the odd occasion I havd the sense of humour of a 13 year old boy. I absolutely can't dance, but I do it anyway because it makes me happy. Singing is a no for me, its to protect those close to me, I sound like nails on a chalk board. I have a vast number of interests and things I enjoy doing. I have a 28 year old son and a 1 year old granddaughter. We are a very close family, when we fight, it's loud - we are Italian, but we forgive quickly.

A guy (45 - 55)

My ideal match has to love animals, enjoy similar music to me. He needs to be a gentleman. Integrity and honesty are a must. He needs to be kind and gentle. Someone who is both a partner and best friend. Must have a good sense of humour. Being a big eater would be nice, I really like to cook and bake. Intelligence is a huge turn on to me. Someone easy going and fun loving. Someone who enjoys intimacy. Someone who is ready to give and receive love. Someone that does not want to change me in any way and accepts my weirdness. Someone who will not take advantage of me. Kind and funny would be nice.