KloofDave, 67 - Pinetown

Well, my dog thinks I'm the bees knees. And my cat thinks I'm almost as good as her paws. Heady affirmations! And I'm sure your dog and cat will feel similarly. You, however, may take a little longer to come round. I'm an acquired taste. But once acquired! Whee! And you know what it is? I have an attribute that makes me irresistible to women! I like eating leftovers!

I feel the apex of art is the limerick, and I regularly compose them for fun. This states where I'm at:

There was a young-ish man called Dave
Who set out to date, feeling brave.
Think he will succeed?
Or have to concede?
It's not long till he's in his grave!

After that rather grim thought, back to felicity! I am an agnostic (I don't understand atheists - how can they be so sure?), but if you would like me to have some religion, I'll see if I can dig up an obscure, arcane, archaic belief system, and quickly convert to that. With luck I'll be able to gather some acolytes, and next thing I'll have a cult! And you know all about the privileges accorded to cult leaders.....! I'll give you a preferential rate for joining!

A woman (40 - 60)

I wrote a play about online dating a while back, after I'd been at it for a few years, and there were five stereotypical women in it. Most of them caricatures, admittedly. The serial talker, the totally silent, the image-conscious, the dipsomaniac, and the perfect match - or so she seemed ;)

I would prefer someone who doesn't fit any of the first four descriptions. And a perfect match - well, the closest to that would be someone who takes life as seriously as I do, who has a few brain cells to rub together, and who can come up with an original thought occasionally. If you are serious about music (not just 80's pop!), an extra ten points. If you can compose music - I'm in love already! You do the music, I'll do the lyrics! We'll conquer the world!

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