BumblebeeTuna, 41 - Upington

Northern Cape, South Africa

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About Me:

Short notice. I had a rethink..

I am here to abduct you, give you a castle and make you a queen of your own world.

You will have minions that do your evil deeds and ill be your sidekick in every quest you face.
Ill be your chef if you help me cook.
Ill be the movie composer if you press play. However, I suck at acting. So be sure to be fully entertained by some dull acting. But ill be true and faithfull.
Youll be fed and loved, youll have a roof over your head and place to rest.
All in the hope youll stay. .

Looking For:

A woman (30 - 37)

Im on the hunt for a honest, loyal and down to earth person.

My me person has to be out there somewhere.

Someone who loves nature in general.
She must be able to be self sufficient.
70% Angel / 30 Devil.
I dont mind if you drink occasionally, but smoking is limiting the good favors. .