Enrique, 42 - Cape Town

Looking for fun, trying to avoid stalkers and or gold diggers, although I might let you slip by if you are a cute stalker, like the one Charlie had in Two and a half men. Obviously I have a sense of humor and I promise to upload a picture of my shoe collection as I've heard women look at shoes before judgement befalls them. I like to go hiking, sailing, it's always more fun when you can do it in nature, my favorite is ice cream walks on the beach and clubbing baby seals.
What do I do.. Uhmm, make people see themselves in an entirely different light, giving them confidence and a special glow. Before that I used to be an ass model, butt I am retired now.

A woman (18 - 40)

Looking for fun, while finding someone who can cook like a master chef, clean like a robot, sew clothes like a Pfaff but I would probably be more impressed with someone who can do all that while telling jokes wearing only an apron doing a full split in the kitchen..

Ok obviously I'm just kidding, no one can clean like a robot but I hear walks on the beach are also nice.. She has to be able to have fun while avoiding drama, being good with your hands will earn you some extra points oh and if you're a multi millionaire please adopt me or marry me immediately. I am house trained I can like to clean pools in a speedo.. oh one more thing, honesty is quite important and did I mention sense of humor? Die lewe is lekker, lag dit verby